January 2012
97 posts
December 2011
92 posts
finding a half ounce on the bus? best night ever.
Dear Piece of Shit customer;
after waiting on you for 45 minutes while i clearly have the flu, why did you think it was necessary to yell at me for telling you to ‘have a nice day’? you can eat my poo and die in a fire please.
sincerely yours- Mary
i’m just gonna eat this chocolate orange and pretend like i’m not fucking sick of working at the mall during the holidays. $3455 in returns? fuck off.
cashier: have a happy holiday
me: dont tell me what to do
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Mary Christmas to all
spending time with the fam jam, delicious food, great loot, and i actually witnessed a Christmas Miracle.
sailllboat asked: i loooveeee yoouuuuuuu
I am exhausted. Can’t wait for holiday hours to be over. I can’t even enjoy the holidays because i’m too stressed out over working boxing day. What i would give for a decent nights sleep and some well deserved time off.
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if i had made plans with anyone for today, PLANS CANCELED.
i have a 2009 style hangover right now, but that’s what i deserve when i shotgun beers in a bathtub with Bethany. (say that 10 times fast)
just sittin’, knittin’